Shakespeare

Just a list of questions I want to ask YOU, my readers. =)  I have a small problem. I'm caught between three people, and I want to know, from those three, (and maybe others), if you can answer these questions for me. =D

1. What's your favorite color?
2. Football; how do you see it?
3. Can you sing?
4. Have you had military experience? What branch?
5. How many pets do you have?
6. Are you a felon? =O
7. How old are you?
8. Do you do drugs?
9. Are you a sexual deviant? If so, are you protected?
10. Do you like kids?
11. What's your view on religion?
12. Do you like Shakespeare?
13. Can you handle someone more childish than a three year old?
14. Can you decode sarcasm via text?
15. Do you like reading?
16. Where's your escape?
17. Would you stop to save a turtle crossing the road?
18. Do you like cuddling? Stargazing?
19. Do you like anime? What ones?
20. Can you handle tomboys?
21. Do you prefer a girl in makeup?
22. Could you, if asked, tell me what it is that makes me so appealing to you?
23. Can you stand girly music?
24. Do you like country music?
25. Do you like rain?
26. Do you mind a writer using minor aspects of your personality in a story?
27. Do you mind someone who cries a lot?
28. Can you handle emotions?
29. Can you fight my demons with me?
30. Convince me why you're "the one". =D