Alone

What's your position on birds? - Steph S.

My position on birds, she says...well, I don't like them, personally. Birds annoy me with their constant chirping and whatnot. They're much too flighty, and always moving. Plus they act all high-and-mighty with their ability to fly. I see you up there, messing with my head. Well don't worry, I'll be able to fly one day. Birds annoy me. They just have a pompus attitude about everything. They think that just because they get up early, everyone has to get up early. Let me tell you something, birds. Making me get up early just makes it more compelling to shoot you.  You can have your worm. I don't want it.  So yeah. I can't stand birds.

Unrelated topic; Did you ever notice how many pigeons there are to people ratio in France?